Please?

Oh My God. I feel so guilty. How long has it been since I wrote on my blog? Oh my. i last published in MAY, I'm so guilty. How many readers> From 76 to 9. I can't believe it! Please come back, 67 people who left. Please? I'll publish a poem I wrote.

The Calculator

I think a calculator is

the most brilliant invention of all

I think there's a brain in there

even though it's pretty small.

The number pops up

The button goes zing!

Then the lightbulb in you head

suddenly goes ding!

2+2=5

3+3=7

And 20 divided by two is...

oh yeah, 11!

When it's time for the math test

I sneak it out of my pocket

And I start typing numbers

as quick as a rocket

What's 5 x 6?

Oh 29 it did say

Oh now I know for sure

I'll get a perfect A!

Every problem is answered

With total perfection

The teacher won't need

To make a single correction

I quickly turn my test in

and slide it in the slot

I'm the first to turn it in

of the whole class lot.

Suddenly I get a bad hunch

so I take out a pad of paper

I work it out

and I find out

it's time to fix the calcualtor!