When I was born

I was born on a dark and stormy night at the Hawaii airport on December 25th .
My parents were getting their baggage when my mother sat
down. " Are you alright ? " my dad asked , clutching her hand tightly .
" Fine ,thankyou , I just think its time for the baby " she whispered .
My dad told the officers and she was in the hospital in no time . Marianne , my mom ,
and Thomas , my dad , stayed overnight for 3 days ! At 6 : 55 in the morning on the 4th day , my mother said " Its time , Thomas , Its time !!!!!! ". My dad called the doctor and I was born . My mom looked at me really hard . " Jazzy ? " my dad joked .
" I think Irene is the perfect name ! " .

And so began my life !

Note : Fooled you ! This story is not true !

Another FUNNY comic : the upside down day

Once upon a time , in The Land of Somewhere , a queen called Gussie got a baby that she named Upsideowndadaynadoedaydeeupdowndaydee, that came from Gussies great great great great great great great great great grandmother who was called Upsidweeerfodslosdeeeodupsideeeeooodaree , which is an a fully long name like this sentence is very long too.
Since the name is very long , in this story we will call her Amanda. All the children laughed at Amanda .Amanda was always a sad girl . Gussie did not care .She was an evil queen. Gussie died when Amanda was only 3 years old . Her only friend was a girl called Tillalouihoujkjholiouffuiutuofoutis. She was very nice . On her 5th birthday , her friend T+ gave her a suprise . She made a day called the upsidedown day .
Everything was upsidedown . Now Upsideowndadaynadoedaydeeupdowndaydee was famous

Saved by the bell

Donna and Rachel and Zeena were best friends . They were so not into going to school.

The only part they liked about school was the bell . The school bell that meant

TIME TO GO TO HOME !

They
went to soccer practice together after school , then the mall , then
zoo , park , and library , and last they went to each others houses .

One
boring day they were in school studying about 10000000001010101001$ and
other teenager stuff . The spoeaker cleared its throat and announced : "EMERGENCY ! A TORNADO IS HITTING THE SCHOOL ! "
Donna
and her friends brightened up . Now THIS was exciting ! They had to
stay in school for longer without studying and the tornado could CRASH
! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ! right into everyone ! COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
!but it was not cool !They waited until night . Finally the bell rang .
Phew ! From that day on , they were glad they went to school for the limited time !

Shiny teeth (in the tune of Twinkle , Twinkle , Little star )

Shiny , shiny ,
Shiny teeth ,
Take good care of your shiny teeth
If you do , It'll be nice ,
Shiny , Shiny , Shiny teeth !

Children

Children make your day ,

How much they love you ,

Important to us ,

Love is important too ,

Dancing and singing ,

Running and jumping

Ever lasting to keep ,

Nobody turns their back to them !

Shiny teeth (in the tune of Twinkle , Twinkle , Little star )

Shiny , shiny ,
Shiny teeth ,
Take good care of your shiny teeth
If you do , It'll be nice ,
Shiny , Shiny , Shiny teeth !

Daina the dog meets Caroline the cat

You guys remember Daina ?
Well a new adventure is on her track !


One fine morning , Daina was getting ready to brush her fur when the doorbell rang .
A tired cat gave her mail . She hadn't seen HIM in town . " Who are you ? " she asked .
" Caroliiine the ccat " he replied , most of the time his eyes drooping . She let him have a warm cup of tea and he slept on the sofa . Poor guy , she thought . When he woke up
the next morning , he woke up cheerful and bright . He thanked her . He is right for solving problems ,she thought .She invited him to be a team . " Sure " , he said .
And that was how she met her partner .

THE END

HOORAY for spring !

Sweet
Pretty
Reeling up the sighs
I love it
Never think you don't
Gaining more beauty every day !

More about my Brother

Remember I told you my mom got a baby ?
Here's more about him !


Name: Aiden Muhammed
Age :1month
Birthday:January 30th , 2008

Gender : M
That's all I can think of !

a FUNNY COMIC : beginning of the mushy , gushy , underpants boy

Onsce upan a time ,
there was a mummy and
Poppa who were going to get a babie .

The doctar did like the babie wery much .
But the little squirt sent a trail of yellow water

(a bad word I cannot say) write in the doctars face and it knew lots of kung foo .
It flew up in the air and did som tricks . The doctar fainted , and then died .
The same happened to the parents .
The babie was left alone ! It sadly waked to thier grave. It cried and cried on the grave until it died . T h e E n d

VERY,VERY,EXCITING news!

Dear people,
get ready for some exciting news ! Did I tell you my mom was pregnant ?
Well on Wenesday , January 30, My mom gave birth !
Isn't it exciting ? I am so HAPPY ! Aren't you ?